December 2009
56 posts
Twenty five years old and I still can’t help but play with the candles at the Christmas Eve service.
Morgan: Mac’s Philly Steaks Effin D-Bag on the other end of the phone: Hey, is the owner there? Morgan: He’s busy right now, can I take a message? Effin D-Bag on the other end of the phone: Oh, I just wanted to order a steak from him. Morgan: (Slight pause) Well… I can take your order…
For the love of god, I’m there for a reason. I answer the phone for a reason: TO...
“(203): we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup”
– textsfromlastnight.com
“(808): You know that it’s no longer pregaming if you don’t go...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
thecityhas:
You hate your pulse because it...
New Year's Resolutions:
Typically I don’t make them, but some things must change.
1. Eat healthier. Cut back on the soda intake. 2. Start a career or get back into school. Enough is enough, it’s time to do something about it. 3. Stop drinking as much. And by not as much I mean at one time. I don’t like wasting the next day feeling awful, laying around my apartment. 4. Be happy. I used to be happy...
I love days full of little unexpected surprises.
1. Got to work late, not only did my boss not care but was in the best mood ever. 2. Was able to leave work 2 hours early. A rarity. 3. Received my acceptance letter for the Spring semester. HUGE weight lifted off my shoulders. 4. I’m popular tonight! I’m getting texts from random people I haven’t seen or talked to in quite a...
Seasonal Depression had kicked in.
Already.
Someone just posted this on their status for...
noescapefromreality:
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell “DO A FLIP”
Really? He’s like… 12. He doesn’t even know what he’s singing about.
anewdialect:
fuck yeah i am still holding on, making mountains out of molehills, trading moments in for memories, these days still mean everything to me, days that could have so easily been ignored by you
anewdialect:
seriousdelirium:
And I say to all the young wild ones, For you on your way up: The world isn’t against you, my dear, it just doesn’t care.
“(704): i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.”
– textsfromlastnight.com
This is not fair to me. Don’t take out your depression on me, it’s not my fault. I apologize for being interested in what’s going on with you, for caring about you. I just want to know why you’re so upset. Is that too much to ask?
“(845): What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
“(712): the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
TO DO:
1. Go to the bank 2. Do laundry 3. JOB HUNT 4. Take car in to be fixed at 2pm 5. Visit Gram 6. CLEAN 7. Return cable box 8. Get paperwork for Livvy 9. Call Roberts, email Penny about spring semester 10. Hang Christmas lights 11. Pay bills 12. STOP PROCRASTINATING.
TO DO:
1. Go to the bank 2. Do laundry 3. JOB HUNT 4. Take car in to be fixed at 2pm 5. Visit Gram 6. CLEAN 7. Return cable box 8. Get paperwork for Livvy 9. Call Roberts, email Penny about spring semester 10. Hang Christmas lights 11. Pay bills 12. STOP PROCRASTINATING.
“Wha’ happend?”
“(509): Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures....”
– textsfromlastnight.com
“(859): I think the phrase “baptist college” should be an oxymoron.”
– textsfromlastnight.com
“(724): my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.”
– textsfromlastnight.com
Don’t throw a temper tantrum because you can’t get what you want. Don’t try to make me feel guilty because I don’t want to be with you. I haven’t “changed”, there is nothing different about me. You stuck your dick in your ex-girlfriend, twice. After I forgave you the first time you swore up and down and gave your word it would never happen again. ...
Morgan: Daaave, come on.
Dave: I'm coming! Come on, me.
Wingnut: ...Whaaat?
